Friday, 16 October 2015

Film: The Martian


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Man gets stuck on Mars.

Man grows potatoes on Mars.

Man grows potatoes on Mars using rehydrated human faeces as a fertiliser.

Man grows potatoes on Mars after inventing a device that makes water.

Assisted by a supernerd back on Planet Earth, the colleagues who left Man on Mars are able to return to 'bring him home'.

Yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!










* Please remember to return your 3D spectacles when leaving the cinema.

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