Column: February 2018

Protection racket...

The ‘munching’ has finished and Bernard Morgan House has gone. It hasn’t been a painless journey for those closest to the clanking machinery, the noise, the dust and the endless queues of dumper-trucks. There have been some touching memorial tributes at the site of the former police section house - flowers taped to lamp posts - but the best of them appeared on social media from the Save Golden Lane protest group, who displayed the single image of one of the building's classy decorative tiles that were dispatched during demolition.

At the start of the project there was a half-hearted pledge to save the tiles for recycling, but as time went on this looked less and less likely. They are now presumed to have been trashed along with all the other rubble.

Yes, the passing of Bernard Morgan House has left a nasty taste, but it might not be entirely in vain. The site hoardings that picture its proposed replacement, The Denizen, show luxury apartments designed to look like a bad-taste version of the baddy’s lair in a Bond movie. The images have garnered residents in opposition and a plan is afoot to discourage any similar developments by making the estate a conservation area. We are joined in this by residents from the Barbican, and the City Corporation has now provisionally awarded the two estates ‘Conservation Area’ status. Hopefully this will usher in a fresh approach to the preservation of the built environment and a sense of duty towards its maintenance and care. Hopefully...

There’s already a hitch. A small area between the neighbouring estates did not pass the Corporation’s conservation test and has been excluded from any special protection. This zone includes the Jewin Welsh Church in Fann Street and the handsome red-brick block on Golden Lane formerly occupied by the Cripplegate Institute but now home to global financial behemoth UBS. The zone also covers the Barbican Wildlife Garden, a magical place and good friend and partner to our own Golden Baggers food-growing project.

If you’re swotty enough to study the reasons for the exclusion of this contentious area (lots of coffee required), you can agree that, strictly speaking, it might not tick all the boxes. What is certain is that the City Corporation’s decision is a miserly one. The zone is part of the neighbourhood’s history. A Welsh church and a wildlife garden are the kind of things that make a community special. So, in a rare show of unity, Golden Lane and Barbican residents have formed a dream team to lobby for the inclusion of this disputed territory in the Conservation plan.

Golden Girl, Joan

Many of us were happy to join veteran resident Joan Flannery recently in the Ralph Perring Centre to celebrate her 90th birthday. Joan has lived on Golden Lane for 48 years, most recently in Great Arthur House, and is known for her quick wit and gentle sarcasm. She grew up in my hometown Liverpool and sometimes slips into a classic Scouse accent. With family and friends serving tea and cake, the room rang out with bawdy laughter and good cheer. Joan even took time to pass on a top tip for seniors: keep a list of your medication and healthcare details in the fridge door, because that’s where emergency-service workers look first.

A happy accident...

I don't often get emails that were meant for someone else, but it was nevertheless refreshing to get one from Mary Durcan, one of our nine elected members on Common Council. It told us what she has been up to recently on behalf of the City Corporation ward of Cripplegate. She began by stating, ominously, that water has been a theme of her activities, starting late last year with an 8.30am shift on the Lord Mayor's flotilla (in the rain). Other aquatic engagements included a thrilling visit to the Thames Fishery Research Experiment in Tilbury (more rain), where she saw some big fish. Emerging from the moody waters of the Thames estuary, Mary then went to a “stunning” Grade I listed cemetery at Manor Park, where City residents can get cut-price burials (note to self: get on the waiting list). It all made being a councillor sound quite exciting.

Old shop, new start...

Good charity shops are thin on the ground around here, so it’s nice to see our local, Widows & Widowers on Whitecross Street, newly made over and transformed from a no-go Chaos Corner full of tat into a streamlined, go-with-the-flow shopping experience. Pink linen shirt, £5, thank you very much.

An edited version of this column appeared in the City Matters newspaper, issue 067

Diary: January 2018

5 January 2018
Just noticed that the 'Leather trousers’ TV couple advertising Hungry House have disappeared from The Big Bang Theory on E4. The sponsorship deal must have finished. Boo.

7 January 2018, London

Former Guardian Editor Peter Preston has died, aged 79
See Obituary

Towards the end of 1992 I was working on a fixed-term contract as a subeditor at the Guardian's Weekend magazine, when I got a message from Michael Pilgrim, then editor of the Observer's colour-supplement Sunday equivalent. He wanted to talk, so we met in a nearby greasy-spoon cafe and he offered me the job of Chief Subeditor on the Observer Magazine. The Guardian and the Observer were sister papers and I knew Michael slightly from the past. He had been editor of Record Mirror when I was working at Spotlight Publications stablemate Sounds. He knew my abilities and wanted a solid pair of hands. I was flattered by the offer but also very happy with the work I was then doing at the Guardian. First under the editorship of Roger Alton and then with Deborah Orr, a day's work on Weekend was as stimulating as it can get. The stories were lively, fascinating and a pleasure to work on. The writing was outstanding and new leaps in design were underway following the magazine's move to full colour. I was very happy where I was.

But I was coming to the end of a six-month contract with Weekend, with no guarantee of future employment, so I decided to tell editor Deborah about Pilgrim's offer. All she said was "leave it with me". The next week I got an email from Peter Preston and a request to "pop down to my office". I got there to find him at his desk and the offer of a staff job. The meeting was short and warm. Peter had worked in my hometown Liverpool when he was younger and retained fond memories. He told me of the loyalty I had inspired in Deborah, who, I was told, practically ordered him to give me a job and, furthermore, to "tell Pilgrim to keep his fucking hands off my people". The starting rate for a Guardian subeditor at the time was £29,000 a year. Peter told me this bluntly, as if negotiation was out of the question, then added softly, "you can talk me up to thirty if you want." I took him up on that and he offered his polio-affected hand in congratulation, which I remember thinking was a brave thing to do. I'm not sure Peter would ever have seen it that way.

All of this sounds quaint now, but back then what made a publication better than its rivals was the passion and commitment of its workers, its internal ethos. Only those on the inside could see this in action, and sometimes you could never be sure whether a gross stand-up, foaming-at-the mouth argument was a personal tiff between two clashing egos or a fight over journalistic principles. The two often merged in a way that made them indistinguishable. Peter was as passionate as the next person, but he rarely externalised it publicly. His authority was quiet. Weekend editor Deborah was not someone you would choose to mess with. She did not suffer fools easily and did not hesitate to express her displeasure with rich expletives. But she was fair and showed respect where respect was due. She loved good writing and good design and was as open in her praise as she was in her beady-eyed, nit-picking criticism.

Magazine editors have budgets and they use the money to buy the best stories they can find. How much to pay and what is value for money is one of the skills of the job. But without subsidy most of a magazine's revenue comes from advertising, so there is always a fight over how many of the magazine's pages are taken by money-spinning advertising and the number given to reader-friendly editorial. Editorial people often remark that readers do not open magazines for the ads. Advertising people counter that ads pay staff wages and allow the magazine to continue to exist. At Weekend, key people in the editorial and advertising departments would meet weekly to scrap it out. As production editor, my job was to enact the decisions made at these meetings, to negotiate and to marshal the teamwork that would produce what Deborah modestly described as "the best fucking magazine in the world". This was more a statement of aspiration than a flash of arrogance.

Peter would sometimes sit in on these meetings, along with Managing Editor Ian 'Chalkie' Wright, who held the Guardian's purse strings. The form was for Advertising to report on its position and its requirements for that week, followed by Editorial, who would state the proposed contents for the next issue and why it was so brilliant. At one meeting Deborah outlined a fabulous upcoming investigative story, with superb pictures, that could easily accommodate double the usual number of editorial pages. She knew advertising would resist because editorial pages are a cost and not a profit. And they did. Making the magazine bigger to fit an exceptional piece of journalism did not make short-term commercial sense. Not only would this deprive advertising of valuable space (ie, money), it would inflate costs even further because more paper and more hours at the printer sends your "price per page" through the roof. Preston did not flinch. He looked at Chalkie, got the nod, and ordered extra pages to be added to accommodate Deborah's wishes.

Deborah and I looked at each other in amazement. "Up-paging" would never be this easy again, least of all for a feature authored by Peter Preston. Later, when Weekend was planning a story to promote an exhibition by the paper's satirical cartoonist Steve Bell, Weekend's features editor wondered out loud who might write it. "Preston," I offered without hesitation. The editor then asked if I would sound him out. Peter was keen and straightaway asked how many words. Quality features in Weekend at the time ran to around 4,000 words. When I offered this, he declined. "I've probably got three thousand, but not four,"  he said. Three thousand it was, then. Thanks, Guv. And Peter Preston being staff, there was no fee to pay. Happy days.

Understatement seemed to be in his DNA. At around 7pm in the open-plan offices at Guardian HQ in Farringdon Road, the smell of pipe smoke started to drift around. This was the sign that Preston was on the prowl. He had seen the first edition of that day's paper off to bed and now moved upstairs from the first floor to the second, where the Features department sat. He would stop and chat, making no attempt to interfere with your work or to impress. It was on one such occasion that we talked about film and I ended up loaning him a book about Ingmar Bergman. I never got it back, and I never plucked up the courage to remind him.

15 January 2018, London

Disturbing and powerful.

17 January 2018, London

Got the train to Kings Cross with M today. She said she had intended to send J an email confirming our meeting next week, but wasn’t sure she won the battle with her computer email system. “I think I might have put my finger in the wrong hole,” she giggled in her charming Colombian accent.

18 January 2017, London

In the window of the Arancini Brothers, a fast-food shop on Old Street that specialises in rice balls and salad, etc, there is a large mono picture/image of a jolly Italian man holding a tuba in his right hand, balancing it precariously, in fact. A tuba!

*****

To Southey's in New Bond Street, Mayfair, with Headway for the Outside In 'Journeys’ exhibition. Outside, working on the pavement with all his art kit, was “The Chewing Gum Man” painting 'Girl With A Pearl Earring’ onto a splodge of discarded and flattened gum. He told us that recently somebody scraped on of his paintings off the pavement  and sold it on eBay. My Outside In exhibition favourite was 'Central Tree/Spinning Hats’ by Phil Baird.

The people from Outside In were charming, helpful and very interested in the work of our studio artists.

25 January 2018, London

In the middle of busy traffic on a road in Hackney, a man holds out his hand asking for money. The taxi driver says it is common.

*****

While visiting an arty print studio in an abandoned factory in east London, we saw on the pavement a small pile of miniature gas canisters. They are, D told me, the empty discarded paraphernalia of night clubbers who inhale laughing gas for kicks.

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In the S2L studio Z was working on a picture that looked like Joan of Arc or some other historical heroine on horseback. But she had not given the woman a face. I remarked on this and Z replied, “I haven't seen her face yet.”

31 January 2018, London

The easiest way for me to cut my toenails is to do it into the toilet. But today’s efforts were made harder when the nail clippers accidentally dropped into the bowl. With nothing available to scoop them out, I gritted teeth and plunged my right hand in. As afterwards I ran it under the hot-water tap, I wondered whether the Fatberg currently on display in the Museum of London contains any of my toe-clippings.